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pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:


Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke


I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE
"I never realized what a big deal that was. How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head."Nina LaCour  (via enjoui)

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11 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #316

ultrafacts:

1. Guys: Flex any muscle for 60 seconds to get rid of an unwanted erection.

2. If you complain and you don’t have a solution to offer, all you’re doing is whining.

3. If you complain about your boy/girlfriend to your friends, don’t think it’s weird when they hate them

4. Find most textbooks online for free using Google—just search <title of book> filetype:<type of file>

5. The better person you become, the better person you will attract.

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themightyduckling:

What do you call a religious man’s boner in the morning?

 A ressurerection

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"i think i’m gay"dude sitting next to me when he saw cap in that tight white shirt (via ewbuckybarnes)

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mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

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I have stretch marks.

smallerbenz:

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

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